A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, 'What's your name?''Huey, ' replies the duck. 'So, how's your day been?''Oh, I've had a great day, ' replies Huey. 'I've been in and out of puddles all day. ' The bartender asks the second duck, 'What's your name?' 'Duey, ' replies the duck. 'So, how's your day been?' 'Oh, I've had a great day, ' replies Duey. 'I've been in and out of puddles all day. ' The witty bartender says to the third duck, 'So I guess your name is Louie?' The duck replies, 'No, I'm Puddles. '
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