A man stomps into a bar, obviously angry. He growls at the bartender, 'Gimme a beer', takes a slug, and shouts out, 'All lawyers are assholes!'
A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, 'You take that back!'
The angry man snarls, 'Why? Are you a lawyer?'
The guy replies, 'No, I'm an asshole!'
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