This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which
came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided
he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he
asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go to the Local with me
and have a whisky?'
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
waited a few minutes and then asked him again, 'How about going to the bar
and having a whisky with me?' But again, there was no answer from his new
friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
situation. He then decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his
face up against the centipede's house and shouting, 'Hey, in there! Would
you like to go to Frank's place and have a whisky with me?
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You're going to love this . . . .
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A little voice came out of the box:
wait for it ..............
'I heard you the first time! I'm putting my boots on.'
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