Hilarious Bar and Drinking
jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.
Title: Tuns of Puns! Part III
Category:
Bar Jokes
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies. What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?Poloroids. What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?A lawn moo-er. What do you call a dog that is left-handed? A south paw. What do you call a frightened scuba diver? Chicken of the sea. What do you call a monster with no neck?The Lost Neck Monster. What do you call a transvestite cow? A Dairy Queen. What do you call Eskimo cows?Eskimoos. What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer? A quackintosh. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.
