One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. 'What's the matter?' the bartender asks. 'My wife and I got into a fight, ' explained the guy 'and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days. ' The bartender thought about this for a while. 'But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?' asked the bartender. 'Yeah, except today is the last night. '
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