A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, 'I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk. 'Our wasted friend asked, 'Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?'Yeah, buddy, I'm sure, ' said the copper. 'Let's go. 'Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, 'Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple. '
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