A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers. In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town's football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend and how she was lucky to have him for a boyfriend. The lumberjack, after drinking six bottles of beer, was heard to say, 'Buddy, if she went out with me, she'd never go out with you ever again. ' To which the local jock replied, 'Hey buddy, if she went out with you, she'd never go out with ANYONE ever again. '
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