A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks. The bartender serves them on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron. The man then consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds. The bartender comments, 'Wow, you sure must have a problem. ' 'If you had what I had, ' the man replies, 'you'd drink them fast, too. ' Leaning over, the sympathetic bartender asks, 'What do you have?' 'Fifty cents, ' the man answers.
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