Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, 'I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs. ''Odd, ' her companion replied, 'but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do. 'Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it. 'Two dogs, please, ' said one. The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs. 'The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, 'What part did you get?'
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