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Title: Two guys standing at the urinal.
Category:
Bar Jokes
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. 'Blimey, ' Ed said. 'I've never seen one like that before!' 'Like what?' Ted said. 'All twisted like a pigs tail' Ed said. 'Well what's yours like?' Ted said. 'Well straight like normal' Ed said. 'I thought mine was normal `til I saw yours' Ted said. Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shake down prior to putting it back in his pants. 'What did you do that for?' Ted said. 'Shaking off the excess drops' Ed said. 'Like normal. ' 'Shit' Ted said. 'And all these years I've been wringing it!'
