'Hard drive' -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. 'Keyboard' ---- Place to hang your truck keys. 'Window' ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns. 'Floppy' ------ When you run out of Polygrip. 'Modem' ------- How you got rid of your dandelions. 'ROM' --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola. 'Byte' -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase. 'Reboot' ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff. 'Network' ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line. 'Mouse' ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case. 'LAN'-------- To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck. ''Cursor' ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend. 'bit' --------- A wager as in, 'I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways. ''digital control' -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote. 'packet' ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
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