Hilarious Bar and Drinking
jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.
Title: Tuns of Puns! Part IV
Category:
Bar Jokes
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers. What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing, it just shuts up. What does Michael Jackson call his 'Tickle-me Elmo' doll?Bait. What goes '99 thump 99 thump 99 thump. . . ?'A centipede with a wooden leg. What goes 'Tick tock, woof woof'? A watch dog. What is a reptile's favorite movie? The Lizard of Oz. What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? Decomposing. What kind of reptile tells time?A clock-odile. What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk? Chocolate chimp cookies. What magazine do cats like to read? Good Mousekeeping. What's happening when you hear 'woof. . . splat. . . meow. . . splat?' It's raining cats and dogs.
