There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came up to him and asked, 'Sir, what are you doing?' The drunk replied, 'I am looking for my car, the last time I sawit, it was on the end of these keys. ' The police officer said, 'Sir, do you know your zipper is down?' The drunk replied, 'Shit, I lost my wife, too!'
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