A man enters a well stocked whisky bar, sits at the bar and orders doubles of four very old and expensive single malts.
The bartender serves them on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron.
The man then consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds.
The bartender comments, 'Wow, you sure must have a problem.' 'If you had what I had,' the man replies, 'you'd drink them fast, too.' Leaning over, the sympathetic bartender asks,
'What do you have?'
'One Pound Fifty,' the man answers.
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