The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, 'Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me. ' So the Doberman says, 'I love liver and cheese. ' The Collie replies, 'That's not good enough. ' The Bulldog says, 'I hate liver and cheese. ' She says, 'That's not creative enough. ' Finally, the Chihuahua says, 'Liver alone . . . cheese mine. '
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