A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says, 'I'm sorry sir, but I can't serve you. . . you've already had too much to drink. ' The guy swears and walks out of the bar. Five minutes later the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar, and yells for a beer. Again the bartender says, 'I'm sorry, sir. . . but I can't serve you. . . you've already had too much to drink!' Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-assing through the back door of the bar, storms up to the bartender, and demands a beer. Again, the bartender says to the man. . . 'I'm really sorry, sir, but you've had too much to drink. . . you're going to have to leave!' The guy looks quizzically at the bartender and says finally, 'My God, man. . . How many bars do you work at?!!!'
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