A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, 'I am sorry but we can't serve strings here. 'The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down and says, 'Waiter, give me a beer. ' The waiter says, 'Hey aren't you the string who came in here earlier. 'The string replies, 'No, I'm a fraid knot. '
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