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Title: Two drunks walk into a bar...
Category:
Drunks Jokes
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says 'I gotta go use the can. ' So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 . . . 10. . . 20 minutes. Well his friend gets pissed off and goes in to get him. He findshim in there and asks 'What the hell are you doing?' The first drunk repies 'Everytime I flush, something reaches up and grabs my balls. ' The second drunk looks at him and says'Well ya dumbass, you sittin on the mop bucket'
