An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. 'What'll ya have?' he asked. 'Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose, ' she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one gulp. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. 'Yuck, That's nasty poison!' she spluttered. 'I don't know how you can drink this stuff!' 'Well, there you go, ' cried the husband. 'And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!'
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