Hilarious Bar and Drinking
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Title: Scotsman's Prayer
Category:
Whisky
A Scotsman had been presented with a bottle of fine old Scotch whisky which he placed in his overcoat pocket. On his way home he fell, and as he got up he felt a wet patch on his trousers. 'Please, Lord,' he prayed, 'let that just be blood!'