A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. 'Sure, ' GOD says, 'Go right ahead'. 'OK, ' the man says. 'Why did you make women so pretty?' GOD says, 'So you would like them. ' 'OK, ' the guy says. 'But how come you made them so beautiful?' 'So you would LOVE them', GOD replies. The man ponders a moment and then asks, 'But why did you make them such airheads?' GOD says, 'So they would love you!'
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