A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, 'Who's in the lounge?' The bartender replies. '15 people playing darts. ' The man says, 'Get them a pint too. 'Then he asks, 'Who's upstairs?' The bartender replies, '150 people at the disco. 'The man says, 'Get them a drink too. ' The bartender says, 'That will be $328 please. 'The man says, 'Sorry but I haven't got that much money on me. 'The bartender says, 'If you were at the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck. 'The man says, 'I've all ready been there. '
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