A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. 'Why, of course, ' comes the reply. The first man then asks, 'Where are you from?' 'I'm from Ireland, ' replies the second man. The first man responds by saying, 'You don't say. I'm from Ireland too. Let's have another round to Ireland. ' 'Of course, ' replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks, 'Where in Ireland are you from?' 'Dublin, ' comes the reply. 'I can't believe it, ' says the first man, 'I'm from Dublin too. Let's have another drink to Dublin. ' 'Of course, ' replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks, 'What school did you go to?' 'St Mary's, ' replies the second man, 'I graduated in 1962. ' 'This is unbelievable, ' the first man says. 'I went to St Mary's and I graduated in 1962 too. ' About that time, one of the regulars comes in and sits down at the bar. 'What's been going on?' he asks the barman. 'Nothing much, ' replies the barman. 'The O'Malley twins are drunk again. '
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