It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. 'What will you have?' the bartender asked. 'I'll have a glass of blood, ' the first replied. 'I'll have a glass of blood, too, please, ' said the second. 'I'll have a glass of plasma, ' said the third. 'OK, let me get this straight, ' the bartender said. 'That'll be two bloods and a blood light?'
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