Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, 'Ooh dad, there's one. ' 'No, ' said the father. 'There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait. ' Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, 'Hey dad, he's plenty big enough. ' 'No, ' the father said. 'We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait. ' About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, 'Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her. ' 'No, ' said the father. 'We'll not eat her either. ' 'Why not?' asked the son. 'Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother. '
|
