One blond says to another, 'how did you die'? 'I froze to death, ' says the second. 'That's awful' says the first blonde. 'How does it feel to freeze to death?' 'It's very uncomfortable at first, ' says the second blonde. 'You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. ' 'How about you, how did you die?' asked the second blonde. 'I had a heart attack, ' says the first blonde. 'You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died. The second blonde shakes her head. 'What a pity . . . if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive. '
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