Don goes into a pub and asks the barman for a shot of whisky. After knocking it back he takes two photos from his wallet, stares at them for a moment and mutters, 'Which one of you would I shag?' He orders up another whisky and does the same thing. After doing this six times, he asks the bartender for the bill. The bartender had been watching all of this with great curiosity. As he gives Don his change he asks who's in the photos.
'One of them is my favourite sheep,' says Don. 'If I want to shag her I know I'm still sober.' He takes a photo from his wallet and shows it to the bartender. 'But this is my wife - if I want to shag her I know I'm totally pissed.'
From - Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road? By Stuart McLean
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