We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be. My sister opened a computer store on a beach in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore. A friend of mine told some jokes about religion and got put on the Sects Offenders List. A guy turns up at a costume party carrying a woman on his back. 'What are you supposed to be?' asked the host. 'I'm a snail. ' he said, 'Can't you see, I'm carrying Michelle on my back. 'Gardeners' playing cards - weed em and reap. A six-foot termite walks into a bar. He raps on the bar and asks:'Excuse me. . . is the bar tender here?'Perforation is a rip-off!A poor soul worked at a company making blankets. He lost his job when the company folded. And of course, there was the pillow and mattress manufacturing company that had a problem with staff. . . Some of them just felt down all the time, and the rest were sleeping on the job. And don't forget about the telecoms engineer who was committed to an asylum. . . They said he had too many hang-ups. Friction. It's such a drag. And gravity sucks too.
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