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Woman goes into a Bar
This woman goes into her local bar and orders a Whisky but unusually decides to stand at the bar instead of taking her usual seat. The bar man asked her 'What's up' 'Oh nothing' she replied 'Its just that I have had some tattoos done on my thighs and they are a bit sore still'. 'Interesting' says the bar man 'what are the tattoos?' 'Well one thigh has a Turkey and the other thigh has a Christmas tree'. Thinking it unusual the bar man asked 'Why?' 'Simple' she replies' My husband is always complaining about having nothing nice to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.....'
