Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drinkorders. The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placedbefore him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also likedrink. The minister replied in disgust, 'Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!'The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. . . '
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