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Tobermory dram
Guy sitting at the bar in Tobermory having a dram. An second bloke comes in and sits beside him and asks him what he's drinking. 'Talisker 10.' is the reply. 'Well now. That's my favourite dram as well. Tell me are ye fram these perts?' 'Aye - Ah've lived her aal ma life' 'So have I! Whur dae ye bide (stay)?' ' Up in Glebe Street.' 'Well well! So dae I - number 12' 'Well there's a thing. That's where I kip as well!!'
At this point another customer walks in and asks the barman how things are. 'Ach,' he replies. 'No bad..... but the McLean twins are pissed again!'
