'They've goat a brilliant game at ma local pub,' says Jock.
'Oh aye, whit's that,' says Tam
'Ye put on a blindfold an' drink a bottle o' whisky,' says Jock. 'Then ye've goat tae try an' guess who ye are.'
'Oh aye,' says Tam
'An' ye know,' says Jock, 'Ah've never guessed right once.'
From - Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road? By Stuart McLean
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