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Haggis in Pub
A haggis goes into a pub and orders up a bottle of the best whisky. 'You're looking awfy smug wae yerself,' says the barman. 'Aye,' says the haggis, 'Ah've jist been sewing ma wild oats.'
From - Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road? By Stuart McLean
