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Up in that new space stationLiving Kennedy's dreamThere was an automatic cameraShooting elephantine.Well the crew was relaxingBefore the video screenWatching old re-runsOf Mohammed Ali.The voice of Houston callin'Brought them back to the sceneExcept the sky is fallin'Do you know what that means?Out on that Texas sidewalkThrough the hotel mezzanineThere walked a see-thru' hookerTo a suite with two TVs.But by the elevatorShe began to sneezeWith an attack so uncontrolledIt brought her to her knees.And then the hotel doctorWith nurse and stethoscopeAnnounced the worst is overBut for her there is no hope.Way down in South DakotaOn the Needles HighwayThere's a lone red riderOn the road today.And though his war is overHe's fightin' on anywayAlthough he's seldom soberHe's drinking whisky all day.Down in that old box canyonWhere only misfits can goHe rides with no companionBut saloon and rodeo.Up in that new space stationLiving Kennedy's dreamThere's an automatic cameraShooting elephantine.Well the crew is relaxingBefore the video screenWatching old re-runsOf Mohammed Ali.The voice of Houston callin'Brought them back to the sceneExcept the sky is fallin'Do you know what that means? <-- Previous | Next -->
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