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Set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feelingGot your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceilingNow I'm wheeling dealing stealing Johnny's apple seedsSlapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleedsShowing no mercy step like Solomon GrundyHit ya with a table leg like I was Ted BundyI bludgeoned you you're bloodied you think it's kinda of funnyFirst I'll take your money and then I'll swipe your honeyDip slip to the A.M. what is that you're saying?You think you start praying it's not a game you're playingPump one pump two listen to the shotgun blastI'll blast that sorry ass when you're all outta gasI freak like Cerebal Palsy I'll get inside your drawersFor alarm there is no cause I funk like Lou RawlsBasco Roscoe P. CotraneI wish I had a membrane so that I could go insaneRed light green light you know I always win this gameYou can be my gingerbread and I'll be your candycaneRang dang diddlela dang a dang babyRang dang diddlela dang a dang babyRang dang diddlela dang a dang babyYou might say no but I hope you mean maybeNo chance in hell but I could tell you crave meFrisky from the whiskey and the thrills you gave meTaste great but less filling so thrillingCome unannounced like automatic billingAnd you can't do nothing as I push your buttonsWhen I talk you're gonna listen like I'm E.F. HuttonLike Lionel Richie up All Night LongJimmy Pop don't do nobody wrongStop flop flip and flopPanties drop now I'm on topSo wiggle it just a little bitI won't kiss your ass to get a piece of itYou said you wanted to do it now you're coming around to itI'm the one that sowed the seed but you're the one that grew itTake it blow by blow like Reginald DennyI do it all the time How many?Many frauleins I'm coming again like JesusAnd when I resurrect I'll be damned if I don't please yaOur Jimmy Pop that art in hell hear itFill me with your Holy SpiritRang dang diddlela dang a dang babyRang dang diddlela dang a dang babyRang dang diddlela dang a dang babyYou might say no but I hope you mean maybeEinie meanie miney moeWhich of you girls will be my ho'Cross your fingers grit your teethCause the Bloodhound Gang makes holes in beefWe make holes in beefWe make holes in beefWe make holes in beefWe make holes in beefSo watch your back straight to the attackI'll spin you around like your name was Pat SajakTag your ass out and no tag backsYou psycho nymphomaniacRang dang diddlela dang a dang babyRang dang diddlela dang a dang babyRang dang diddlela dang a dang babyYou might say no but I hope you mean maybe <-- Previous | Next -->
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