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Twas a balmy summer evening and a goodly crowd was thereWhich well-nigh filled Joe's barroom on the corner of the squareAnd as songs and witty stories came through the doorA vagabond crept slowly in and posed upon the floorWhere did it come from someone said the wind has blown it inWhat does it want another cried some whiskey rum or ginHere Toby seek him if your stomach's equal to the workI wouldn't touch him with a fork he's filthy as a TurkThis baninage the poor wretch took with stocial good graceIn fact he smiled as though he though he'd struck the proper placeCome boys I know there'd kindly hearts among so good a crowdTo be in such good company would make a deacon proudGive me a drink that's what I want I'm out of funds you knowWhen I had cash to treat the gang this hand was never slowWhat you laugh as though you thought this pocket never held a sovI once was fixed as well my boys as any one of youThere thanks that's braced me nicely God bless you one and allNext time I pass this good saloon I'll make another callGive you a song no I can't do that my singing days are pastMy voice is cracked my throat's worn out and my lungs are going fastSay give me another whiskey and I'll tell you what I'll doI'll tell you a funny story and a fact I promise tooThat I was ever a decent man not one of you would thinkBut I was some four or five years back say give me another drinkFill her up Joe I want to put some life into my frameSuch little drinks to a bum like me are miserably tameFive fingers there that's the scheme and corking whiskey tooWell here's luck boys and landlord my best regards to youYou've treated me pretty kindly and I'd like to tell you howI came to be the dirty sot you see before you nowAs I told you once I was a man with muscle frame and healthAnd but for a blunder ought to have made considerable wealthI was a painter not one that daubed on bricks and woodBut an artist and for my age was rated pretty goodI worked hard at my canvas and was bidding fair to riseFor gradually I saw the star of fame before my eyesI made a picture perhaps you've seen 'tis called the Chase of FameIt brought me fifteen hundred pounds and added to my nameAnd then I met a woman now comes the funny partWith eyes that petrified my brain and sunk into my heartWhy don't you laugh 'tis funny that the vagabond you seeCould ever love a woman and a expect her love for meBut 'twas so and for a month or two her smiles were freely givenAnd when he loving lips touched mine it carried me to heavenDid you ever see a woman for whom your soul you'd giveWith a form like the Milo Venus too beautiful to liveWith eyes that would beat the Koh-i-noor and a wealth of chesnut nairIf so 'twas she for there never was another half so fairI was working on a portrait one afternoon in MayOf a fair haired boy a friend of mine who lived across the wayAnd Madeline admired it and much to my surpriseSaid that she'd like to know the man that had such dreamy eyesIt didn't take long to know him and before the month had flownMy friend had stolen my darling and I was left aloneAnd eve a year of misery had possed above my headThe jewel I had treasured so had tarnished and was deadThat's why I took to drink boys why I never saw you smileI thought you'd be amused and laughing all the whileWhy what's the matter friend there's a teardrop in your eyeCome laugh like me 'tis only babes and woman that should crySay boys if you give me just another whiskey I'll be gladAnd I'll draw right here a picture of the face that drove me madGive me that piece of chalk with which you mark the baseball scoreYou shall see the lovely Madeline upon the barroom floorAnother drink and with chalk in hand the vagabond beganTo sketch a face that well might buy the soul of any manThen as he placed another lock upon the shapely headWith a fearful shriek he leaped and fell across the picture <-- Previous | Next -->
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